The Rise and Fall of Final Fantasy
Bonus Collector's Edition Allegro Plus HD Refantasized

Price: 15,501 Gil

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Special Features
  • 75% more needless analysis, digressions that go nowhere, malaprop film and literature analogs, and wistful fanboy gushing than ever before!
  • The Final Fantasy VII section has been revised to suit new translation conventions. Yes, fine, her name is Aerith. You can all stop whining now.
  • The JP/US differences between the SNES release of Final Fantasy IV explained, again, for the seven-thousandth and final time.
  • In response to readers' demands, expanded character profiles for the original Four Fiends, including a Marxist reading of Kraken and Tiamat revealed as a metaphor for post-WW2 Japanese leadership.
  • Golbez and General Leo now fully playable!
Bonus Content
  • No, Your Opinions Are Wrong and You're a Jerk for Having Them: The series' author replies to real letters from real fans!
  • Final Masturbation Fantasy: We explore two decades of Final Fantasy starlets, from White Mage to Tifa to that lascivious bunny-eared tart Fran. Which girls still make the grade? Featuring special guest panelists Polly and Peaches.
  • Selected Deleted Content. Includes five pages of the author explaining the real crime in Square's decision not to release Final Fantasy V overseas, and excerpts of the time his in-depth analysis of Final Fantasy VIII went so deep that he actually gave himself Tourette's.
  • Never-before seen webcam footage of the author playing Final Fantasy XI -- uncensored, uncut, unbearable.

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