Phantasy Star Universe (Pre-Owned)

Price: FREE

Get ready for a steal of a deal! It's your first and last chance to own Rhetes number 1 game of all time! This item was previously owned by Rhete, and ships absolutely free with the purchase of any other physical item in the store, order now before supply runs out!

Warning: Product was smashed with a hammer in a fit of rage

Warning: Product is broken into several pieces

Warning: Product contains sharp edges, use care when handling

Warning: Do not attempt to glue them together

Warning: Do not attempt to put product into your PC at risk of serious electrical injury

Warning: Contains a shitty game

Warning: Servers may be shut down by Sega any week now

Warning: Time wasted playing this game is non-refundable

Warning: Extended exposure to White Beast may cause brain damage

Warning: Synthing is totally bullshit in this game

Warning: Expect hackers steal everything good you have every few weeks

Warning: Do not login just after an update, there may be something broken which will result in a rollback

Warning: Can you believe they expect you to pay monthly for this shit

Warning: Like most online games, you run the risk of becoming addicted to PSU if you play it. Luckily PSU has a far lower addiction rate than other games and only occurs in individuals with extremely low standards for gaming