Get ready for a steal of a deal! It's your first and last chance to own Rhetes number 1 game of all time! This item was previously owned by Rhete, and ships absolutely free with the purchase of any other physical item in the store, order now before supply runs out!
Warning: Product was smashed with a hammer in a fit of rage
Warning: Product is broken into several pieces
Warning: Product contains sharp edges, use care when handling
Warning: Do not attempt to glue them together
Warning: Do not attempt to put product into your PC at risk of serious electrical injury
Warning: Contains a shitty game
Warning: Servers may be shut down by Sega any week now
Warning: Time wasted playing this game is non-refundable
Warning: Extended exposure to White Beast may cause brain damage
Warning: Synthing is totally bullshit in this game
Warning: Expect hackers steal everything good you have every few weeks
Warning: Do not login just after an update, there may be something broken which will result in a rollback
Warning: Can you believe they expect you to pay monthly for this shit
Warning: Like most online games, you run the risk of becoming addicted to PSU if you play it. Luckily PSU has a far lower addiction rate than other games and only occurs in individuals with extremely low standards for gaming