Sometimes when you're angry, do you just want to hurt someone, but not deal with all that messy cleanup? Well now you can be just like Polly and abuse Ether, with your very own Ether stress doll! This high quality rubber doll stretches, twists, bends, rotates, and never talks or fights back!
Order now and get a second Ether doll for half price, in case an unfortunate accident should befall your first Ether!