Mr. Pants Style Underpants
 

Price: $9.99/Pair

Worldwide gaming industry icon Mr. Pants offered Socks Mart the exclusive rights to sell exact replicas of his annoyingly bright-red undies at a discount price! You won't find this deal anywhere else on the internet!

These flashy, yet comfy bright red undies have been a staple of the gaming industry for years and now they can be the icon of your life too. They're oh so snug and oh so red and come with the Mr. Pants guarantee of comfort, style, and an indescribable urge to play block moving games!

Don't just sit there in your boring old underpants, find out how a REAL MAN covers his junk and order some of these today!

SMILE BABY!