A Shot Of Manliness Power Kit
 

Price: $29.99
$19.99 per refill

Do you find that you're missing that certain bit of manliness in your life? Are you sick of others around you mocking your masculinity? Well fear not, because this exclusive Shot of Manliness Power Kit is your ticket to shutting up those jerks forever.

No more running home to mommy for you! After a few doses of our patented "Man-Up" formula, you'll be smashing heads, beating up kidergartners, and fending off alien invasions in no time!

Our FDA-approved formula comes packed full of muscle enhancing nutrients, special hair growth hormones, and some kinda special thingy that gives you a deeper voice. All the things you need to help make you maybe even as manly as Bruce Campbell.

This Power Kit comes complete with 1 re-useable syringe (for perfectly sanitary injections) and 1 full box (9 stages) of our special formula to help get you started on your road to manliness today!

Man up, wimp!