Socks Mart Charge Protection

Price: $19.99 per Item

Everybody makes mistakes sometimes, right? Of course we do! Except Polly!

Unfortunately for us, Polly doesn't actually work at the store, she just collects all the cash and pays us whenever she's drunk and happy enough to forget she actually hates each and every one of us.

As you may imagine, this has led to our processing and fulfillment departments being...how should I put it... lacking a bit. Sometimes an "accident" happens and we'll "accidentally" end up charging you two and three, sometimes even four times for one item bought at the store.

Thanks to this new service, however, you don't have to worry about that anymore! Just drop the special Socks Mart Charge Protection Service into your shopping cart on the way out and we'll guarantee to only charge you once for each item in your order.

You can't get this kinda service anywhere else, folks!